Gifts for people over 40

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We're

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okay. It's not therapy. It's fine. Very

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easy, isn't it, to give a gift to

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someone over 40. Very easy. All you got

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to do is arrange to meet up with us, you

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know, just get us out the house with a

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gift. Whatever it is we like,

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cinema, theater, pub, whatever it is.

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But this is the crucial bit, right? This

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is the gift that you can give us 24

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hours before. Send a little text that

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says, "Do you mind if we reschedu

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[Applause]

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That's the best text you can get over

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you. Now, don't get me wrong, we are

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having a lovely time here tonight, but

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there is not one person over 40 in this

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room who wouldn't have been absolutely

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fine if

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[Laughter]

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I get all right, you

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know, you this is a sold show. There's

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empty chairs in here. They bought

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tickets. They bought tickets. They got

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up this morning. They were like, "How

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much are those tickets?" Less than 20

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quid. [ __ ] it. Can't be.

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As I mentioned at the beginning of the

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episode, we're happy to give you a

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discount all of our memberships for 1

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month. Maybe you'd like to become a

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video member and