A joke about a toilet seat

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not even a joke

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it's like true story because uh he broke

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my toilet seat this morning and i said

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like when we go to the b and q or home

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base or whatever um as long as you kind

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of go in and say it's just a bog

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standard fitting

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and uh how much did did you have you've

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done this yeah

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no we haven't been to got the

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replacement toilet seat yet so you

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haven't quite we will do that though at

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some point yeah okay it'd be good to

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know how the joke went down yeah i'm

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sure they've heard it many a time yeah

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the people being yeah they're sick of it

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[Laughter]

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a man fell off a sea wall he strained

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his groin

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brace yourselves

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hit us with a joke okay

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why did the one armed man cross the road

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tell me why did the one unknown

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to get to the second-hand store

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i told you it was terrible

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can you think of any like even like a

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knock knock joke that's like that it's

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basically oh

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right at this moment

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have you heard the one

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about um

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well if you can't think of a joke then i

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won't waste anything no okay i can't

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i'll probably