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How would you classify English or

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British humor? Sort of accidentally sex

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with my

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father-in-law. I stayed in a hotel that

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had nice titles. He likes that sort of

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thing. So I sent him a photo, but I

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didn't realize my sex was in the name of

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it. If I say all the bad things about

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me, then no one else can. You know, I

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remember early on I said to my husband,

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I will love you forever, even though

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statistically you're the man most likely

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to murder me.

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Apparently not appropriate for a

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wedding.

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There's the You can swear. I can. Okay.

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In that case, there's the joiner in and

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there's the [ __ ] pain in the ass.

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Unless you were the sort of 18year-old

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who had an eye, you're [ __ ] right?

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That's good. I didn't have an eye when I

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was 18. I had friends.

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So, I'm the one who should be offended

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by what I say. Hi everybody. So, today

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is a special day for Easy English. We've

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reached 200 episodes. Woo. to make a big

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event of this. We actually have a very

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special episode. As you may or may not

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know, I'm a huge comedy fan and we were

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very lucky to come to the Salt Dean Lido

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where we got to watch a stand-up comedy

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act tonight and get to interview one of

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Britain's best comedians. She's a radio,

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TV, and stand-up comedian. And as we've

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reached episode 200, we have a special

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gift for all of you viewers. For one

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month, we're offering a 50% discount for

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all of our membership perks. But more on

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that later in the middle of the episode.

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Please bring your hands together all

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over the world. The fabulous Angela

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Mark.

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Okay, so first thank you very much

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Angela for doing this. Thank you for

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having me. Really great to have you on

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Easy English. And um just by complete

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coincidence, it's our 200th episode. Oh,

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is it really? Happy birthday. Is that a

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birthday? We'll call it a birthday.

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Happy anniversary. Thank you very much.

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We're happy, right? You see 200? Yeah.

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200 episodes. And we were like wondering

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what we can do. So you came up right on

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time. If that's comedy comedy is all

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about timing, right? That's what they

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say.

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Oh yes. How do you do it? Am I right?

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It's nice. I love sorting line because

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I'm a 48-year-old woman who lives in

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Brighton. It's the law.

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You got to swim in the lido. If you're a

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48-year-old woman who lives in Brighton,

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that's what you got to I've got a theory

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about this, right? There is a reason

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that this is the age when the men start

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cycling and the women start outdoor

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swimming, right? Cuz the whole world

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firm, we don't want to look at your

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genitals anymore. And we've said, well,

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we'll see about

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that. I have an in case the midlike

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croissant types that will turn a corner

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3 4 seconds before I do.

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One stereotype that is always given

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about Brits and English people is that

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we have this humor, right? This

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stereotypical humor. And so I thought we

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could first start by asking you um what

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do you how would you classify English or

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British humor? I think the British sense

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of humor, one of the main things I've

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noticed, I have gigged in some other

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countries and one of the main things

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I've noticed about British humor that's

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different is we're very

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self-deprecating.

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So, we will joke about ourselves and we

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will say mean awful things about

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ourselves and we find that funny. I've

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never had common sense, right? I'm not

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one of those common sense people. It's

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just never bad things happen. When I was

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22, I lost a shoe on the way to

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work. I'll second. Unless the shoe

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on the way to work. I was I was

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diddling. I got on the train. It was to

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London to bring and I got on the train.

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And as I got on the train, my shoe fell

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off my foot, went under the train. I

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turn around to get off the train. Doors

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closed. I'm now going to London with one

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shoe on. I just started a new job. I've

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got decisions to make. Do I go back and

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try and get my shoe? I have got time.

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I'm going to be late for my new job. So,

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I have to continue my journey. I get to

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London Bridge. Got another decision to

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make cuz then I have to get on the

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London Underground. So I think what

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looks more mental, one shoe or no

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shoe? Rock socks off. But I decide shoes

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look less mental. So I take the other

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shoe off and I put it in my hand and I

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go to work and I just have to style it

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out all day. I might have got away with

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it and my job not be. Hopeless outfit

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supporter. So you couldn't do that in

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America. You couldn't do that in in you

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know I've did some shows in New Zealand

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and I remember um you know I'd do jokes

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that would be about myself. Yeah. And

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they'd be kind of is she okay? Do we

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need to stage an

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intervention? So yeah definitely the

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self-deprecating I think is the number

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one thing that we do that not everyone

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does. That's a good point. And you you

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don't you don't want to get confused

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like we're having doing like some sort

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of cry for help. Exactly. Yeah. We're

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okay. It's not therapy. It's fine. Very

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easy, isn't it, to give a gift to

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someone over 40. Very easy. All you got

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to do is arrange to meet up with us, you

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know, just get us out the house with a

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gift. Whatever it is we like,

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cinema, theater, pub, whatever it is.

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But this is the crucial bit, right? This

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is the gift that you can give us 24

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hours before. Send a little text that

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says, "Do you mind if we reschedu

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[Applause]

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That's the best text you can get over

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you. Now, don't get me wrong, we are

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having a lovely time here tonight, but

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there is not one person over 40 in this

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room who wouldn't have been absolutely

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fine if

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[Laughter]

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I get all right, you

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know, you this is a sold show. There's

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empty chairs in here. They bought

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tickets. They bought tickets. They got

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up this morning. They were like, "How

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much are those tickets?" Less than 20

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quid. [ __ ] it. Can't be.

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Would you say you implement

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self-deprecating humor into your act?

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Definitely. Yeah, definitely. Um, I

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think sometimes I don't know if it's to

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do with um sort of growing up here and

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that being a way to kind of if I say all

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the bad things about me then no one else

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can, you know. So Eminem in 8 mile kind

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of. Yeah. I often compare myself to

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Eminem in 8 mile. The resemblance. Yeah,

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I know. I know. But it's that kind of

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thing, you know. It's just if I say I've

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got, you know, oh, I'm I've got a big

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nose or I've got, you know, whatever. We

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always look for our flaws, British

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people, I think, and laugh at them

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because that way we take the power. I

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can't be in a posh hotel. I spend the

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whole time thinking that I'm going to

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get someone tap on me on my shoulder and

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say, "Sorry, you can't be here." I feel

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like if I went to reception and ask for

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a wake up call, they'd say, "You're 48.

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You don't have a

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[Laughter]

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pension." Just saying. I know where I

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belong and it's very much a trauma

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lodge. I belong in the sort of hotel

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where the rooms are like Lady McBth's

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hands in that they've been cleaned but

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they'll never be

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clean. Although having said that even I

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draw the line anis [ __ ]

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that stands for I feel [ __ ]

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Another thing to add on top of that is

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there's there's no like infamous maybe

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dark humor. Yeah. Uh and is this

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something you do or can you describe

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what it is? Are you a fan of dark humor?

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I think you can joke about anything.

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Okay. But you have to be willing to

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stand by what you say because what you

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say has consequences. Okay. Right. So,

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you know, this idea that, oh, you can't

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say anything anymore or this idea of

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cancel culture and all of these things,

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I think, well, if you say something,

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people have the right to disagree or to

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be offended or to, you know, react to

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it, however, and you have to deal with

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that. Yeah. Um, and that's okay. That's

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that's the sort of um deal that you've

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made with an audience is if I offend

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you, you have the right to be offended.

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You have never seen a soft light center.

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Let me describe it to you. It's like a

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giant sex dungeon in primary

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colors. Set that up if I've ever been to

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a sex dungeon. I haven't. I haven't. The

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thought of group sex absolutely

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terrifies me. So, what if I don't get

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picked? Um, I always think I want people

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to come away from my shows having

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laughed at me. I'm I'm the one who

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should be offended by what I say and to

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think, you know, their lives are better

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because they go away thinking, well,

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least I'm not her. I'll tell you the

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sort of woman I thought I'd be. They'd

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be so brilliant tonight. It's the sort

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of woman who wakes up in the morning and

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with nothing but

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confidence puts on a white

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top. My luck find she doesn't look like

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Bruce Winners at the end of Die Hard.

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What are and how do you feel about

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hecklers? Hecklers are so they're people

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who shout out during the show. Yeah,

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there's there's sort of two main

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categories of heckler. Okay. I would say

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there's the you can swear I can. Okay.

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In that case, there's the joiner in and

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there's the [ __ ] pain in the ass. So,

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I'm not a cookie in our house, right? My

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husband does a cooking. If he left me,

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I'd be dead in a Fortnite.

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That's I got bought this Gordon Ramsay

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cook. Right. Not for my husband. That

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means something worse. No, I thought and

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I thought I'll try and make something

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out of it. And I thought it'd be like an

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instruction manual, you know, and take

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you through step by step. But they

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don't, do you? They they assume that you

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have a certain level of knowledge. They

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assume there's things you already know.

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It will say things like, "Use your

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pairing knife."

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Well, Gordon, you've made quite the

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assumption there, haven't you? Cuz what

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I've got, what I've got is a bread knife

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and the one that isn't a bread knife. I

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said,

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"Okay, I add a doll of butter." Well,

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I'm sorry, Paul, but I don't know how

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big your love is.

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And um in terms of your comedy, how

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would you could you like define what

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your I mean, we're going to see it in a

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bit the camera, but just how would you

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could you define it? Do you define it

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ever? Like your style? I suppose it's

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observational comedy. It's um sometimes

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I do topical comedy. So, sometimes I do

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topical TV or radio shows. So, it'll be

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stuff about the news or whatever. You

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won't see that so much tonight. It'll

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just be talking about life really, you

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know, the the kind of everyday things

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that we all observational comedy is

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basically just looking at things from

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different angles, you know, and just

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saying, you know, that thing you do

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every day. Isn't it crazy? Luckily, I

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didn't change about 40. I reckon that's

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when your birthday presents turn to

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[ __ ]

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40. No one could be bothered anymore.

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No, not make yet. At some point in my

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life, I must have said that I like

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scented

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candles. I don't. But every birthday

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they come, don't they? Everywhere. And

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they're expensive as well. I've got

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enough scented candles to put Joe

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Malone's keys through

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university. I mean, I keep them in case

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you have a power cup. If you do have a

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power cup, my ass is going to smell like

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pouch. I got her fanny out in the

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forest. But

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Oh, is it time to come to open the show?

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So, I guess we're going to cut to you

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doing your thing in a bit, but thank you

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very much for hosting us. Thank you for

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having me. Nice. Great. So, there you

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go. Thank you very much to Angela

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Barnes. Don't forget to check out the

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links to her website and maybe go see

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her live if you're in UK in the near

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future. She has a tour on at the moment

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called Angst. Uh, and go see it if you

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enjoyed this video. Let us know also in

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the comments below what you thought of

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the episode. What are your opinions of

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British humor? This dark British humor.

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Let us know what you also thought of the

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standup set you saw today at Salt Dean

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Lido. Easy. Did you enjoy the night

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tonight? Laugh. Laugh my buttocks off.

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Laughed your buttocks off. Amazing. Uh,

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and what do you think comedy can do for

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the world? And is it a necessity to

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British and all life? Uh, and as always,

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we'll see you in the next episode. TRA.

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[Applause]

13:10

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