Why one towel is enough

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There's the one that cuts itself.

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People go one, two, three, four.

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Or there's the same thing but recycled paper.

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You have to get five of those

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because they're not as absorbent of course.

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(Laughter)

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The fact is you can do it all with one towel.

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The key, two words.

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This half of the room your word is 'shake.'

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Let's hear it, 'shake.'

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(Audience) Shake. Joe Smith: Louder.

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(Audience) Shake.

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Your word is 'fold.'

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(Audience) Fold. JS: Again.

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(Audience) Fold. JS: Really loud.

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(Audience) Shake. (Audience) Fold.

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OK. (Laughter) Wet hands.

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Shake. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve.

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Why 12? 12 apostles. 12 tribes. 12 zodiac signs. 12 months.

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The one I like the best it's the biggest number with one syllable.

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(Laughter)

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Trifold.

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(Applause)

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Fold.

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Dry.